Drum Roll Please-

So after almost two years in this house.... I finally hung something on the wall! Yay! Now I'm just terrified that it will fall off the wall and shatter on the tile. Yeah, I have trust issues.

Conversations With Aquaintances:

I walk up to say Hi to someone I somewhat know...

While looking at my pregnant belly she asks, "When are you due?"

"Not for another three and half months," I respond.

"Woah, are you carrying twins??" She says in astonishment.

"Nope, I'm just big," I say casually.

"Well I'm glad I'm not you," she says....

-The End

Babymoon/Rycation....

Okay, first off: I was tired of looking like a pregnant hussy so I decided that I needed to buy a cheap 'wedding' ring that I could wear now that my hands are swollen and my real ring doesn't fit. So I bought this one... it's 100% real cubic zirconia. I'm totally inept when it comes to jewelry so I have no idea how fake it looks. So if it looks REALLY fake, it is... and I know it is. So don't feel sorry for me.

Now for the good stuff. Ryan and I just got back from St. George today for our little Babymoon. Well, really it was originally called Ryan's mecation because he was desperate for a break from work. But I renamed it for my own purposes. All we did was lounge around, and it was fantastic. We bought season 5 of House and watched three discs, we ate a lot, we shopped, and we played Arkham Asylum on xbox. But really Ryan played Arkham Asylum while I watched. Oh!!! And we golfed!!! I've been to the driving range a couple of times in my life, and honestly I'm not to shabby... and I've used the golf simulator quite a bit... and I am really bad... So I was really nervous to go on a real course because I thought my golf ball would just go everywhere.

But THIS was my first actual swing!!! ON the fairway!!! I couldn't believe it. We played a little 9 hole down in St. George and I honestly LOVED it. I predict Ryan and I will be doing this MUCH more often. My sister Brooke thought I was crazy doing this 5 months pregnant, but I survived. With no pulled muscles... And I actually made TWO pars!! The other 7 holes weren't pretty, but I only lost 2 balls... which was way less than I predicted.

The drive home was depressing, I wish we could have stayed. And now that we've actually golfed down there we have talked about another trip at the end of October. Lets hope it pans out.